Mourning the Loss of Common Sense

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:

-Knowing when to come in out of the rain

-Why the early bird gets the worm

-Life isn’t always fair

-and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn’t defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife, Discretion, by his daughter, Responsibility, and by his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers;

I Know My Rights

I Want It Now

Someone Else Is To Blame

I’m A Victim

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

From http://www.happilychildfree.com/

Flakey Breeder Bitch Goes to the DMV

I went to the DMV to get my "new" car registered, and this particular DMV isn't that bad. Sure, it sucks, but it's not as bad as some others I've been to. So I was sitting in the chair waiting for my number to be called and this woman was up at the counter getting something done. She had two crotchspawns with her, one in a stroller that looked about two or three years old, and a toadler that looked about four years old.

I decided that while I waited I would go over my datebook and update stuff like my checkbook, etc. No such luck. While this moo was at the counter, the brats decided they were going to have a screaming contest. The rules were the one who could scream the loudest and hold it the longest was the winner.

These two little shits did NOT HOLD BACK.

They went full-force and screamed their fucking heads off. Everyone in the place (employees included) turned and stared and the ones nearby (including myself) covered their ears. But do you think the breeder bitch did anything? NO! She just stood there and continued filling out her paperwork! That fucking cunt! I could have thrown my chair at her!

Then some teenage bum who was sitting a few rows in front of me yelled "What the FUCK is all that noise!" Then the moo turned toward her kids and said "Ssh." Yeah, bitch, like that's going to get them to shut up. I could barely hear her. Her brats didn't hear her. Either that or they didn't care. And then she went back to filling out her forms!

This woman was the most blocked-out flake I've ever seen in my fucking life! I knew that the only reason she "shooshed" them is because people were yelling about it. She didn't care one way or the other! There was a lady behind me with I'm guessing her teenage son and she was saying nice and loud how she didn't know why parents today were so lazy and that she would never let her kids get away with that.

The older brat was wheeling the smaller one in circles in the stroller and slamming it right into the wall and both of them were still screaming us to death and all the while, the moomy was still just going over her papers as if nothing was happening. I was starting to wonder if she was deaf. But I know she wasn't because after that lady started putting her down for her shitty parenting, moomy turned and shot her a nasty look, like she should be praised or something for bringing those rotten kids into the world.

I HATE BREEDERS AND THEIR ASSHOLE CHILDREN!